Does his performance in bed equal that on the field?
The Daily Mail spends too much time reading Twitter. Indeed, they can be found camped there for days and days on end. This may well be the reason why its features have now deteriorated to quoting Celeb Twitter flirts.
Shane Warne is batting his eyelashes at Liz Hurley again. We aren't sure whether Liz will start to play with his cricket balls yet but between pink bikinis, organic farming and a pending potential divorce, we wonder if Liz has time for Warnie's uninspired explicit texts. Shane is of course a product of Australia - a man with poor taste, average intelligence and someone who considers his rather loose appendage to be the most important organ in his body. The Australian cricket team did not contemplate buying Warnie a pair of steel Y fronts with padlocks to ensure the safety of womenkind.
The Daily Mail tells us this
"A source close to Warne told the Daily Mirror: 'Shane has feelings for Liz and they got on fantastically well when they were together"
Once a shagmeister, always a shagmeister. Shane is a kind of Neanderthal crossed between a Kangaroo - hopping from one bed to the other.
The only "feelings" he is capable of is below his waist.
Great Balls of Fire
If he wasn't so good at being spinning a cricket ball, none of us would be writing about him. Here is Shane hitting "hunk" Hugh Jackman in the groin. STREWTH shouted the world of newspapers. The rest of us reached for our Castlemaine XXXX as we wait for yet more tiresome salacious uninspired flirtatious texts. We hope for Liz's sake that his performance in bed equals his performance on the cricket field and perhaps that will make up for the lack of personality off the cricket pitch.
PS Those concerned about Hugh's ball status will be relieved to know that he has one steel ball intact.
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