Madonna - Love Spent

Love Spent - thanks to Perez.

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ex Governator's "True Lies"

Great looking kid. Well done Arnie.

Rumours of Arnie's infidelities have been the talk of town for many years. It is simply that Maria opted to ignore them. Now, Arnie has been exposed for shacking up to his House Keeper on his long boring nights in his rather oversized house. There are merits to having a small house Maria :).

The UK has exposed the Mini Terminator - and a wonderful looking boy he is too. You would think that his kids [ Twitter obsessives] would be happy that they have another bro. There has been no talk of welcoming their bro into the clan - rather each of his kids have embroiled themselves on Twitter telling the world how awful this is emotionally. Well, kids deal with it - your papa is a movie star and you can't expect him to be perfect. People are imperfect. Now do the right thing and ask your brother round to be a part of the family. As for Maria - well life is hard and Oprah is always a good shoulder to cry on. In time, I hope she will decide whether she loves him enough or whether they should go their separate ways. Maria is related to the Kennedy family. The Kennedy family are no stranger to affairs out of wedlock - the most famous being JFK and Marilyn Monroe. No one said that JFK was less of a president because of his liaison with the blonde bombshell.

The Ex Governator is a cool guy. At least he bought his son and his mistress a house and did not just leave them as most dads would. The media is now camping outside the "Other woman's house and her "My Space" [ thankGod for social networking sites] photo is circulating around the planet. "Patty" is now as famous as Monica Lewinsky. Of course, Monica was not so fortunate and didn't just have milk in her fridge. The world is now fascinated by Patty and her family to the expect they want to know whats in her fridge, in her wardrobe. The question we all ask is this - she is going to dish the dirt on the biggest scandal to hit the world for quite a while.

Anyway, I am not one to judge Arnie - I think he is a fantastic actor and was a great governor. California had the Terminator and now they are deserting him in droves. Bit fickle really. Why does America need the President when they have the Terminator?

Hugh Grant

Unlike many people in showbiz, Hugh Grant is actually highly intelligent. This does not go well with the tabloids in the United Kingdom. They love to believe that everyone is dim but them. They also believe they have the right to pry in everyone's business. Hugh has been circulating the idea that he dislikes the Mirror.

In reply, the Mirror has done something quite funny. Review the poster above and all women are advised to whip Hugh's copy of the Mirror off him and spank him repeatedly. I am sure that would be right up Hugh's alley. Of course, the Mirror takes advantage of Hugh's most embarrassing moment. Everyone has sex - Hugh was just caught being a seedy old man getting his perks while being a superstar. In the meantime, the pro in question didn't do badly out of it.

Spoilt Little Rich Girl. Vanisha Mittal

Lovey Dovey Songs

Just found out some old news. The Heir to the Mittal Steel Empire spent £30 million on her wedding. Read it all on the Beeb here. Mini Mittal apparently commanded her own tiara and a array of Bollywood glitter balls.

Mummy Mittal tries to persuade us all that they are just a normal family. Really? The question we want to ask is how does a family spent £30million while the groom opts to lip sync some sickly Bollywood song to his bride. He is an investment banker apparently. Never really understood why women marry investment bankers but then money has its appeal apparently.

Kate and William. No one does it quite like Princess Diana

No one does it quite like Diana.

England has talked up the Kate and William wedding. In truth, the public expected extravagance, something to wow over, instead Kate turned up in a understated dress with a modest train. That was a shame really since she had so much potential. She though did as she wanted. It is true that those in fashion circles are talking about "the dress" but in reality, it was nothing spectacular. Today, I thought we would feature Princess Diana, the a real princess and someone who knew how to rock the party with a fabulous dress that still amazes us to this day. Those of us who were present during Diana's era knew exactly how much the public showered their adoration upon her. Apart from her ring, she was largely absent in yesterday's wedding.

Had Diana been around yesterday, she would have placed her own finishing touches on her daughter in law and shown her how the party should be started. It wouldn't have included a recession style train and a style that was simply cut and pasted from Princess Grace of Monaco.

Nevertheless, we all wish Wills and Kate well. The Aston Martin borrowed from dad's garage was the best bit out of the entire wedding. While the British media talk up this wedding for their own commercial reasons, the rest of the world remains disappointed that we did not see the spectacular wedding dress that we had all expected.

Russell Brand. A UK Export

Russell Brand landed in the US. All of a sudden his grubby image and pointless chatter became quite famous. Has anyone actually thought about dissecting the quality of his conversation? Possibly not. There are so many British men worthy of the US media's attention yet they pick Brand. Thanks to the media furore, Brand is now extremely rich and quite famous. We know he is because he is now doing the voice over for the Easter Bunny movie. See below. Brand has indeed landed in the US. Perhaps they would like to cage him up so he never returns to the UK. Thanks US.

After Liz Taylor

After the death of Elizabeth Taylor, we will have the Liz Taylor books, her perfume will probably outsell Britney's Spears', TV, cable and satellite will no doubt be running her movies and soon it will be Liz mania again. Everyone will want to cash in on a little bit of Liz. Liz is much like Monroe, she will probably be more famous in death than she was in life.

The above picture is a lovely one presenting our best stars. As you will have noticed, Debbie Reynolds and Joan don't appear to have aged at all. Liz was one of the glamorous stars from an age that made stars that didn't just leave the galaxy overnight. Joan Collins who looks younger very day writes her version of Liz Taylor as a tribute - it is worth a read.