Since the dawn of the digital age, celebs have been announcing break-ups, pregnancies, deaths, births, their dogs, cats and goldfish on Twitter. The entire love life or in Liz Hurley's case - sh*g life recently unfolded before us through Twitter. Firstly, she was spotted having rather a long session with Ozzie Cricketer and serial pants downer - Shane Warne. Between batting balls and having his own balls batted around, Shane too posted on Twitter. No one is really sure why Hurley married Arun - perhaps she just wanted to get married and he happened to be the first one to fall into her pink bikini and survived.
No Pre-Nup. Tut Tut
Life has certainly been less than settled after throwing her ample bosoms to the camera during the Four Weddings premier. Perhaps she should have simply kept them under wraps or invested in a good wonderbra. Her wondering bosoms have been everywhere and have indeed got her the millions. The problem with Hurley though is that she was never able to act or produce but she did magnify her earnings despite being less endowed in these areas. England loves Hurley. Most of us wonder whether she will ever lead an idyllic life on an organic farm with Mr Right. Shame Warney probably wasn't the right guy to play ball with - firstly, Australia ought to have put him away for the safety of women kind and Liz needs to understand that life is possible without a man who throws his balls around for a living.
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